Is it Really Necessary to Brush Your Teeth?

Have you ever wondered why when you go to the dentist for a teeth cleaning they never use toothpaste? Clearly brushing your teeth isn't the best way to keep your teeth clean otherwise dentists would just brush your teeth for you, but who would pay for that!? So rather than be stupid and go to a dentist to have some lady in a Daffy Duck shirt scrape at your gums with tiny hooks, why not just scrape your own teeth at home?

Looks easy enough!

I use one of those metal compass things from school that you use to trace angles and use that pointy metal bit to trace along my gumline every month or so and that clears out all the plaque pretty well. Sure there is some bleeding, but you bleed at the dentist too, not even those fools are perfect. Another thing you can do is use a Brillo pad, (I prefer the ones without the colored powder cleaner crap on them) and just delicately run that nonsense over your gums. Again, you will bleed profusely, but hey that's nature. Don't let these shady toothpaste companies try to make you think their product is the only option.