When you to to Dolphin Land or some other aquarium place with dolphins sometimes they'll have an area where you can pay to go swim with dolphins. This can be a very exhilarating way to spend some quality time with nature's undersea professors, but it can get even better. No I don't mean putting your penis in their blowhole, that's illegal and wrong. What I like to do is before I get into the interaction area, when no one is looking I slim a decent sized fish as far into the crack of my ass that I can.
I do not stick the fish INTO my anus, I just wedge it between the buttocks. And it should preferably be a dead fish. Either works, but employees are more likely to see a living fish flapping around in there, plus that could be considered cruel to some. Anyhow, putting a dead fish into my ass ensures that I am the most popular person in the whole damn pool and gives me the best overall experience. If you're a woman you may not need to do this, but if you did, I can only imagine how much more awesome it would be for you. So don't be shy, wedge a cod in your asscheeks and jump in!
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