Saturday, February 16, 2013
Important Tip Before Swimming With Dolphins
I do not stick the fish INTO my anus, I just wedge it between the buttocks. And it should preferably be a dead fish. Either works, but employees are more likely to see a living fish flapping around in there, plus that could be considered cruel to some. Anyhow, putting a dead fish into my ass ensures that I am the most popular person in the whole damn pool and gives me the best overall experience. If you're a woman you may not need to do this, but if you did, I can only imagine how much more awesome it would be for you. So don't be shy, wedge a cod in your asscheeks and jump in!