Saturday, February 16, 2013
The Smartest Ways To Die
The problem is most of the ways people die are dumb. Death is the only reason stupidity is a negative trait to begin with. There are some smart ways to die though, for instance you could die while operating a Large Hadron Collider. Or you could die by being murdered by a robot you accidentally made sentient. I would personally prefer being assassinated shortly after winning one of those big Crossword puzzle tournaments by a bitter, defeated rival. That has to be one of the smartest possible ways to die. Another would be to die like Spock in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan".
Any type of radiation death is usually pretty intelligent. If you've got access to insane radiation then there's a good chance you graduated college so even if you make a mistake that's still a pretty smart way to go out. Of course the ultimate smart way to die would be to explode in a space shuttle. RIP Challenger and Columbia! May god rest your highly intelligent souls.