|Man Operating High Powered Bidet with Optional Nozzle Attached|
I wouldn't be surprised if the only thing keeping this from happening is the will of the dirty corrupt toilet paper companies like Charmin and Cottonelle that know their asses are on the line here. The fact is we're not running out of water any time soon, but we are running out of trees. If you care even a little about the environment, wiping your asshole with processed tree flesh has to be one of the most hypocritical things possible aside from skinning a dolphin with a bowie knife. Make the switch to a bidet today!