|This is the type of place ghosts tend to haunt. Ghosts have class.|
If it is possible for ghosts to haunt funeral homes then you would think funeral homes would be among the most haunted locations on Earth considering how many corpses and spirits are brought there. If ghosts could haunt funeral homes then you wouldn't be able to step foot into a funeral home without feeling a ghostly presence right in your face. It'd be like walking into a sardine can packed chock full of ghosts. The thing is, I've snuck into funeral homes before in search of ghosts and the scariest thing I ever discovered was the guy who embalms people and sleeps in the goddamn basement of the place! Needless to say he was not pleased to see me. Fact is, for whatever reason, most funeral homes are not haunted so please leave these embalming people alone they have hard enough jobs as it is.