What if You Could Really Jizz Skittles?

There's a popular Skittles commercial that shows a guy having intercourse his wife before he pulls out and ejaculates Skittles into her mouth making her "taste the rainbow". I've been thinking about this a lot lately and I wonder what life would be like as a person who could jizz real Skittles.

You could sell your used condoms to people for a dollar each and basically start your own business. I think it would also be convenient at strip clubs in case you accidentally ejaculated during a lap dance, instead of it being a big embarrassing thing you can just say "Whoops! My Skittles bag broke!" There's pretty much no negative to this. The only time it could get weird is if you were trapped in an elevator with someone for hours and you started getting hungry so you decided to procure some Skittles for yourself and the person there with you thought you were just straight up masturbating. But soon enough they'd realize it was just Skittles.

The big question is "Can you impregnate a woman with Skittle sperm?" If we are to assume the answer is yes, then the next question becomes, "What will the child look like?" I imagine it would be like a Skittle version of one of the talking M&M's with the white gloves. So that would be pretty awkward, but at least the kid could probably get a deal with Skittles and make a nice life for itself. Whatever the kid ends up looking like, I'm sure a big rule around the house is "No eating stray Skittles found near daddy's socks!"